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Could drug control systems be extended to include brain chemicals or even tomatoes?
 Representatives of a global syndicate with offices in London, Frankfurt, Bogota, Mexico City and New York are calling on UNCOD to extend the drug control conventions so as to include the chemicals produced by the body during psychotic episodes. “This might sound strange, but after all,” said an UNCOD official, “ these are chemicals concealed by individuals inside the cavities of the body and brain. The drugs which are already illegal are in many ways just poor copies of the real thing, like endorphines and adrenaline. We think it’s worth considering whether these chemicals should be banned at source” As well as enabling drug abusers to be healed, society would also benefit from the jobs that could be created in surgery and the new biotech industries. The Sicilian office also called to include lycopene - which is found in tomatoes. However, it was agreed that cynics may see this as no more than a backdoor into the lucrative Ketchup market. [Read More]
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UNCOD and United Nations support the world’s third largest industry
 At the recent annual meeting of the Commission on Narcotic Drugs (CND), the Executive Director of UNCOD affirmed the continued support of his organisation to maintaining a healthy cash-flow into the illicit drug trade. The illegal status of its products ensures both maximum profits for the drugs market and the health, security and influence of those who command its largest corporations. These international businessmen - who are wealth creators for global society - require a rigorous defence of their human right to luxury homes, goods and services at a time when a growing chorus of trouble-makers are seeking to undermine the international drug control conventions by arguing for a properly regulated market. [Read More]
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Defend the drug control conventions, defend the banking system, says UNCOD leader
 Many will recall Mr Antonio Costa’s warm appreciation of the role that the illegal drugs industry played in staving off the collapse of the global banking system in late 2009. “Inter-bank loans were funded by money that originated from the drugs trade and other illegal activities...
There were signs that some banks were rescued that way,” said former UNODC leader. Mr Costa noted that at certain critical points, “the money from drugs was the only liquid investment capital.” With a modesty that typifies their business practice, however, leading figures from the global drugs industry declined to be interviewed, insisting to UNCOD officials that their work is sufficient reward. UNCOD’s Executive Director said this morning—“It is a sobering thought that, without a tough interpretation of the conventions, there would have been no spare cash to rescue the banks.” [Read More]
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Private prison system shores up human rights, says International Narcotics Broadcasting Corporation
 Professor Harry Goodsheep, Chair of the INBC, last night spoke of the debt the world owes to the drug control conventions and their strict interpretation in the United States. Warning his student audience to beware of the insidious influence of so-called “harm reduction”, he said that the only way to really reduce harm and to defend human rights is to heal drug users in prisons where they are made to work. “Tough healing is the only kind that really works,” said a spokesperson for the new 50,000 capacity correctional facility in Sodom City, Arizona. “Healing addicts as they replace tarmac on our roads, for example, both frees them from the shackles of drugs and protects the human rights of Americans, many who are further reassured by the presence of black men in chains perspiring with shovels on interstate highways.” [Read More]
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